I'm back! I was gonna post a baseball story I wrote back in (I think) 5th grade, but it was probably deleted years ago. (Hmmm.... 5th grade? Maybe I did care about sports before middle school...)
[update 12/30: actually, it may have been 7th grade, but who gives a crap?] Anyway, a while back I wrote a parody of "
Orioles Magic", an old O's anthem. As the title suggests, it's about Oreos.
Something magic happens
when you eat them up
You make the magic happen,
the magic of oreo cookies
When it's time for a snack
and you want oreos
There's a thundering roar from your tummy
to eat all you've got
And you never know
how many that you'll eat
When you eat one, you want more,
that's the magic of oreo cookies
Oreo Magic! Feel it happen!
Oreo Magic! Feel it happen!
O-R-E-O-S!
Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic!
Something magic happens
when you eat them up
You make the magic happen,
the magic of oreo cookies
When you tear open the pack
and you eat them up
Nothing could be more exciting,
nothing could be more fun!
There's a love affair
between you and oreos
There's a reason you eat oreos
It's 'cause you know what the magic means
Oreo Magic! Feel it happen (x4)
O-R-E-O-S!
Magic! (x4)
Oreo Magic! Feel it happen!
Magic! (x4)
Something magic happens...
